Night class is the most tiring thing I have ever done. Sometimes, I can't help but wonder if transfering in this class was the right thing to do. I used to be in a class where at age 20 I was already the oldest. Mostly, I had 15ers to 17ers as classmates except for two 19-year-old girls. I got tired of their petty fights, the never-ending-24/7-talk-about-their-crushes and having the police come to our school because some student hit another student for something stupid and/or childish. So, I decided to change class. In this new class, I'm not the youngest nor the oldest. I found "balance" in this class. The youngest is a 19-year-old girl who sometimes think as a 40-year-old woman while the oldest is a 56-year-old woman (who definitely looks younger!) who still knows how and when to be childish. It's tiring as hell. It's freezing cold when I go home. It takes me 2 hours to go to school and back home. And public transportation is ALWAYS late.

din-din: pugno serrato (obviously, i took that from somewhere in the book!)
ale: so, cleched is pugno and fist is serrato...?
prof: no, it's the other way around.
prof: clenched is serrato and fist is pugno.
luca: aahh.. fist è il pugno? (fist is the pugno?)
prof: yes. (silence.. i think she's waiting for another question.)
then here comes luca!
luca: i went to amsterdam last year... and i saw this sex shop (by "saw", he meant he entered the shop), and there was a fisting section.
prof: in a sexy shop?
luca: yes. in a sexy shop.
prof: what is this fisting thing?
luca: make a guess.. you're the english teacher.
silence...
luca: it's a sexual practice.
prof: is it like Sadism? (looking at luca then me.) take note: not because i'm supposed to know what fisitng is but because i'm the 2nd person who's almost good with english.
din-din: (raising my two hands, tipong hold-up! hehe) i have no idea.. maybe the person have to hit the partner in the face or something?
prof: that's what i think too.
the whole class agreed. then laughed.
prof: so, what kind of things do they sell for this fisting? boxing gloves? haha!
luca: ma noo.. (of course not!)
then he explained what fisitng is, how it is done.. and all that stuffs that i decided not to explain here (because, i found out that someone who is very maarte and will definitely spread the rumor that i'm a pervert visits this blog..) if you guys are interested just google the thing.. i'm sure you'll find something.

needless to say, we all had the same look on our faces.. the face of someone who just sucked a fresh lemon or someone who's simply in pain disgusted. hahaha.

thank luca for sleepless english class.